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[You guys are bad-ass! Keep up the good work.] [Whim]

Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."

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"In the beginning, there was..."

It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.
May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

2008-01-28 [Pyra]: -_-

2008-01-29 [Avoral]: Sorry, had to strike that one from view. The bandwidth message was a little more than I cared to see.

2008-01-29 [Mister Awesome]: Bandwidth message?

2008-01-29 [Avoral]: With the older guy of indiscriminate heritage in pink shorts reading a magazine with his crotch all up in the camera's line of sight, that one.

2008-01-29 [Mister Awesome]: ???

Oh well. Musta been from ED.

2008-01-29 [Avoral]: Erectile dysfunction?

2008-01-29 [levhole]: I think the wanton misappropriation of acronyms is my new favorite hobby. Or WMA for short.

2008-01-29 [Avoral]: I think you can chalk that up to the military way of life (MWL).

2008-01-29 [levhole]: Nice (N).

2008-01-30 [Pyra]: IHYA. Figure out what that means.

2008-01-30 [Mister Awesome]: I Have Your... Address?

OH GOD SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE

2008-01-30 [Pyra]: Wrong. But I wish. I'd send cookies.

2008-01-30 [Avoral]: You never send me cookies. </3

2008-01-30 [levhole]: Or special brownies.

2008-01-30 [Avoral]: http://www.gametab.com/news/1174762/
For all you half-life fans out there.

2008-01-30 [Pyra]: I wish I could make special brownies for everyone. I would.
<3.
...And great Anthony. Now I'm a horrible girl because I haven't baked cookies for you.

2008-01-30 [Avoral]: No, you're wonderful. I'm just looking for an excuse to get some cookies.

2008-01-30 [Pyra]: Awwww. <3

2008-01-31 [levhole]: If letters were people and everyone spoke Spanish, 'H' would be a ninja.

2008-01-31 [Mister Awesome]: And C would be a musketeer.

2008-02-01 [Falx]: Students in Virginia take standardized tests known as the Standards of Learning or SOL tests. I thought you all might find that amusing.

2008-02-01 [Avoral]: LMFAO

2008-02-01 [Mister Awesome]: Little Midgets...

whoa there, that's just inappropriate.

2008-02-03 [Mister Awesome]:
<img: http://omploader.org/vYzIw/taftpunk.jpg>

2008-02-03 [levhole]: FWT?

2008-02-03 [Mister Awesome]: Taft Punk.

2008-02-03 [Pyra]: Ahaha.
<3

2008-02-04 [levhole]: nizzzice!

2008-02-04 [Mister Awesome]: I would like to thank the internets for this contribution to human awesomeness.

2008-02-04 [levhole]: Indeed

2008-02-05 [Avoral]: +6 Internets

2008-02-05 [levhole]: I is in ur puter rekin ur internets

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/avoral/manshun.jpg>

2008-02-06 [levhole]: nice

we just started fucking with a guy in the barracks, he got a new laptop and asked my friend to install some software on it, which he did, along with a remote access program that runs completely in the background. He still thinks he has a virus.

2008-02-06 [Neimo]: ...I would break someone's leg if they tried shit like that with me...

2008-02-06 [levhole]: It's funny, and harmless. Just a few gayporn sights here and there.

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: LMFAO.
Impressive.
How do I access it?

2008-02-06 [Pyra]: Ahaha. You want to access some gay porn sites, Anthony?

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: Yup.
<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/avoral/Random%20Shite/pbr.jpg>

2008-02-06 [Pyra]: Okay, that's adorable.

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: My ideal cat. PBR = my beer of choice.

2008-02-06 [Pyra]: Yueingling. Oh...I spelled that wrong. Really, really wrong.

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: Yuengling is wonderful, but ranks about #4 or so.

2008-02-06 [Avoral]: Mind you, I'm not including the foreign stuff, only things I can readily buy.
Rogue Dead Guy Ale is maybe #3.

2008-02-07 [Pyra]: Ahhh...I added an extra I. Hmm.

Rouge what? I like Red Stripe. I think that's only because of the commercials, though.

Hooray, beer! I'll never get over those. <3

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Fuck Red Stripe.
It violates the laws of lager.

2008-02-07 [Pyra]: Hey, Fuck you.
It's not, by the way. I don't think. Anyway. It's not about the beer on that one. Watch the commercials, I say!

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: <img:http://stickandballguy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/red_stripe.jpg>
I've seen them.
I love them, in fact. But still.

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Sadly, it's put out by Guinness, which makes me want to punch my own brethren.

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: GAH
PABST #2
GUINNESS #1

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Guinness, Pabst, Rogue, Killian's, Yuengling.

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Then comes Rolling Rock, Highland, Flying Dog (NOT for the taste, but the 10% alcohol content--It tastes like effing soy sauce but still counts as beer), Icehouse, Steel Reserve, Budweiser, regular Coors, Bud Light, Coors Light, then into the ones I won't drink unless there's nothing else, as in...
Busch, Miller, Red Stripe, Natural Light, and at the bottom of everything...
Corona.
Which I will only drink if I've already had a drink AND there's nothing else left.

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Amazingly, I'm not an alcoholic, either.
Before last weekend, it was a full month before I had even a drop.

2008-02-07 [Pyra]: ......And yet you can name many beers off the top of your head. Surprisingly, I don't really like Guinness that much.

2008-02-07 [Falx]: I'm partial to (in no particular order) Guinness, a local brew called Furry Shark Stout, Amberbock, Pete's Wicked Wanderlust Ale, Killian's, others that I'm not remembering because it's late and my brain's dead...

But at the bottom of my list (as I've never tasted Corona, but in my opinion any beer that needs a lime added to it to make it taste right can't be good) is Magic Hat Number Nine. Apricots have no place in beer.

2008-02-07 [Avoral]: Gah. Forgot Amberbock.

And Magic Hat Number Nine, despite the awesome name, sounds horrid.

2008-02-07 [Mister Awesome]: Have you guys heard about that awesome new drink? I think they call it water, maybe?

It's really good.

2008-02-08 [Avoral]: No, I think it's a play on the old European spelling, like "watre" and all.

2008-02-08 [Mister Awesome]: I dunno, either way, it's about the only thing I drink these days.

That and really pulpy orange juice.

2008-02-09 [Pyra]: ..Ahaha.
Anthony. Anthony. Remember? "Would you like me to keep my bits in, or out?"
Keehee.

2008-02-09 [Avoral]: ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
10 for timing

2008-02-10 [levhole]: I really hate I missed out on the beer conversation.

2008-02-10 [Falx]: We could always have another one... *shrugs*

2008-02-10 [Avoral]: No, Anthony's not talking about alcohol PERIOD after Friday night.

2008-02-11 [levhole]: Wow, I heard of never drinking again because a hangover was so bad (never been as naive to have said it myself), but not talking about it is something completely different.

2008-02-11 [Neimo]: *offers Anakai some Strawberry and raspberry moonshine*

-sweet smile-

2008-02-11 [Pyra]: Kaby, you're just trying to kill him, arn't you? <3

2008-02-11 [Falx]: We're all trying to kill him. That was supposed to be the super secret secret plan. I probably shouldn't have said that...

2008-02-11 [Avoral]: *Hearts Kaby*
<3333333333 moonshine

Nah, that didn't last long.
I'm in the mood for a beer now.

2008-02-12 [levhole]: good, I was afraid I was going to have to call you a vahgeen

2008-02-12 [Avoral]: Fuck your couch.

2008-02-12 [levhole]: ha!

2008-02-12 [levhole]: <img:http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/56872_1202775587.jpg?y=100>
Just save, read and enjoy.

2008-02-12 [Avoral]: Already did the research. Turns out her Myspace was deleted due to obscene amounts of hate mail.

2008-02-12 [Neimo]: -eyes Anakai-
Now why did you send an obscene amount of hatemail to the pretty little girl in the newspaper?

Shame on you, Anakai.
Shame on you.

2008-02-12 [Mister Awesome]: http://vimperator.mozdev.org/

2008-02-13 [Avoral]: Hey, she deserved it.
Nah, her Myspace was gone by the time I got to it.

2008-02-13 [levhole]: [Prissy Gothic Mermaid Man].... can someone tell me who this is; he is under the impression that we are friends. I have simply forgotten who he is. Then again if that is the case we could not be friends.

2008-02-13 [Mister Awesome]: Um... I think that's Tiny Tim. Anthony's brother.

Also, I selected this text box with keyboard shortcuts, therefore this text is blessed.

2008-02-13 [Avoral]: Yeah, that's him.
He's got a point though; lesbians are hot.

2008-02-13 [Pyra]: ...I dislike him...

2008-02-13 [Mister Awesome]: Who doesn't?

2008-02-13 [levhole]: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_N4xBts4ptA

Maybe the most awesome thing ever... maybe.

2008-02-14 [Avoral]: DUDE. I EFFING LOVE THAT SONG.
I used to go around singing it at Dixie.

2008-02-14 [Mister Awesome]: SAMMICHES

WE CAN MAKE SAMMICHES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

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2008-02-18 [Avoral]: mah boooooi

2008-02-18 [Mister Awesome]: l-l-l-l-link mah boi
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2008-02-20 [Avoral]: Mah boi, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.
"Fuck you, The King, I'm going to hit Zelda."
*WHAP*
"GREAT! I hit Zelda!"

2008-02-21 [levhole]: OK now I remember Mah Boi

2008-02-21 [Neimo]: *Sototallyfuckinglost*

-out of the loop-
*loses 10 kewl points*

-cry-

2008-02-21 [Mister Awesome]: http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=mah+boi

2008-02-23 [Neimo]: *gives Mr. Awesome the finger*

All your base are belong to Slayer, baby

2008-02-23 [Pyra]: I agree.
Mr. Awesome, that was kind of an asshole thing

2008-02-23 [Mister Awesome]: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

l2internet

2008-02-23 [Avoral]: 3 lulz.
That's it.

2008-02-24 [Mister Awesome]: I got 3 whole lulz from you?

I am honored beyond words.

2008-02-24 [Avoral]: You must be,.

2008-02-24 [Mister Awesome]: buttsecks?

2008-02-24 [Pyra]: ORLY?

2008-02-24 [Delladreing]: YARLY

2008-02-24 [Mister Awesome]: /facepalm

2008-02-24 [levhole]: stfun

2008-02-25 [The Voice of Difference]: ROFL

2008-02-25 [Avoral]: *Record scratches*
*Crickets chirp*
*Stares*
*Blinks*

2008-02-25 [levhole]: DOES NOT WANT!

2008-02-25 [Falx]: I'm in ur fridge! Eatin ur foodz!

2008-02-26 [levhole]: I question the assumption that felines are grammatically challenged!

2008-02-27 [Falx]: Perhaps, they are not grammatically challenged. But, perhaps they are grammatically challenging.

2008-02-27 [Avoral]: If you can't prove it, it's possible it's not true.

2008-02-27 [Mister Awesome]: I say it again:
<img:http://omploader.org/vZGln/facepalm.jpg>

2008-02-27 [Neimo]: *BOL*

Heart those Star Trek series...
-win-

2008-02-27 [Mister Awesome]: I... I....

9/10. Would probably fall for again.

2008-02-27 [Pyra]: YOU, Sir, are a dick.

2008-02-27 [Mister Awesome]:

Breaking news report!!!

(*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo deee daaaah doooop*)

"Drama and serious business on the internet!"

"Denizens of obscure wiki-page sighted taking not being able to take a joke!"

"Lost elephant found in suburban living room, family say they have no idea how it got there!"

"More in a moment, now back to you Diane!"

"Well, Tom, I think I've found that earring I was looking for."

"Wonderful, Diane!"

2008-02-29 [Avoral]: EGADS
An elephant?

2008-02-29 [Mister Awesome]: I do believe that it was pink.

And that it was a drug reference. In some novel.

2008-02-29 [Avoral]: Up there with a bar full of giant lizards?

2008-02-29 [Pyra]: Shut up they're real.

2008-03-10 [Mister Awesome]: So how are you guys doing?

I'm very Brawl.

2008-03-11 [Avoral]: You hip young gamers and your Smash Brothers.

2008-03-11 [Mister Awesome]: I'm a big Meta Kunnnnn-iggut fan, myself.

2008-03-12 [Avoral]: There's Bomberman porn out there, I kid you not.

2008-03-12 [Mister Awesome]: I think I have you beaten there.

I saw "The Boxcar Children" erotica today.

2008-03-12 [levhole]: And I thought I was a sexual deviant.

2008-03-12 [Avoral]: Cool Spot from 7-Up.
Beat that.

2008-03-13 [Pyra]: Is this something that you guys are proud of?
That you know of these things?

2008-03-13 [Mister Awesome]: I hate to say this, I really do, but...

The Giving Tree.

2008-03-13 [levhole]: I don't think of it as pride, but a careful monitoring of what is and is not socially acceptable. For Instance 20 years ago anal was considered the hardest of the hard core. Now as long as you don't have asphyxiation or double anal you can sell in the mainstream.

2008-03-14 [Neimo]: -slow blink-

*backs into [Pyra]'s corner and shakes my head*
You guys need...something...

And I'm not sure that whatever that something is, even exists, or could actually cure you even if it did.

2008-03-14 [Mister Awesome]: Whoa. I just saw some Speed Racer /34/.

2008-03-14 [Mister Awesome]: Wait... how did we even get on this topic?

2008-03-15 [Pyra]: I'm not sure. But it's....creepy. Really...really...creepy.

2008-03-15 [Mister Awesome]: Oooh, that reminds me, I saw Grinch 34 the other day!

2008-03-17 [Neimo]: Hurt: 'Rapture'

Love it.

2008-03-17 [levhole]: Is that still on the pron topic, or have we moved on?

2008-03-17 [Mister Awesome]: I dunno. I guess we can move on now.

Now. now. now now now mow mow mow meow meow

Hehehe.

Cats. My cat drools all over the place when you pet it. It's really old. And fluffy.

2008-03-19 [Avoral]: ehehehehehehehehehe
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2008-03-20 [Mister Awesome]: i has a penos

2008-03-20 [levhole]: does not want!

2008-03-20 [Mister Awesome]: Right.

So anyway, I just found a rip of the Chrono Trigger soundtrack.

2008-03-21 [Avoral]: Nice.
I once got it from vgmusic.com, but I don't know if it's still up. Too lazy to check.

2008-03-21 [levhole]: So have any of you guys heard of a program called ruckus? It lets you download MP3s for free, the only problem is that they are DRM encrypted. I've been using it in conjunction with an intercompatability program and I've got about 18 gigs of music now, all cd quality and properly labeled.

That was the sales pitch of the day, now on to serious business.

I need an encryption system that can be loaded onto a cell phone, does anyone have any ideas?

2008-03-21 [Mister Awesome]: What, do you mean something that will encrypt volumes/files?

Or that will let you make encrypted calls?

2008-03-21 [Pyra]: <img:44166_1164145209.gif> I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

2008-03-27 [Mister Awesome]: Dude. I'm almost a

NEOMILLIONAIRE

...just thought you might like to know. You know, for informational purposes. And also, I'm spying on some meeting of the college faculty from above. This one dean looks like he's touching himself.

2008-03-28 [Avoral]: ...Neopets?

2008-03-29 [Mister Awesome]: Yes. Yes indeed. I've been checking my stocks periodically, and I just hit the jackpot.

2008-03-31 [levhole]: yeah a phone that can have encryption software installed on it so people with a scanner can't pick up what is going on, or at least understand what is going on

2008-04-02 [Avoral]: Son of a bitch.
I think I failed at playing Devil's Advocate.

"Why can't you just leave us scene kids alone? We just want to flaunt our bullshit elitism and faux detachment, all the while subscribing to the same media-bred hivemind in order to receive the input that governs every aspect of our lives, values, and aesthetically-lacking tastes IN PEACE!"

2008-04-02 [Mister Awesome]: Oh lord, bubba's about to have twenty-something accounts at his disposal...

2008-04-02 [levhole]: *most evil laugh I can muster* This is going to be Great. Maybe 3v3n Gr8.

2008-04-03 [Avoral]: Oh hell. What's this about?

2008-04-03 [levhole]: Check main street.

2008-04-04 [Pyra]: What's this about? I see nothing unusual on Main Street.

2008-04-04 [levhole]: They must have taken it down. There was a message for a "mass unbanning" that was to take place in a week.

2008-04-05 [Pyra]: April fools joke, yo.

2008-04-05 [Neimo]: Like...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANAKAI!

...I think

2008-04-06 [levhole]: Ah, I missed that. Clever, but they have not seen the last of me.

2008-04-07 [Avoral]: Oh, son of a bitch.
That'd have been awesome.
It'd be like Bubba came back from the dead a hundred times over.

2008-04-08 [Pyra]: O.O Do not want....Those poor animals...

2008-05-10 [Mister Awesome]: Dear lord, somebody gave my cellphone number to a 16-year-old emo girl from Abbeville...

2008-05-10 [Mister Awesome]:
Sat, May 10 7:39pm
Ur hot

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Do I:
a) Tell her off nicely?
b) Reject her offhand?
c) Mercilessly take advantage of the situation?

2008-05-11 [Avoral]: Gimpy, a wise man once told me this:

Women are like parking spots.
They're liars and whores.

C.

2008-05-11 [Pyra]: -_- Anthony, choose your next words carefully.

Mr. Awesome, the answer is A.

2008-05-12 [Neimo]: Dude...Anakai...like...
*can't take it anymore*
-stabs-
*makes Anakai bleed for that random comment of his*

2008-05-12 [Pyra]: I'm at a crossroads, here. Do I save my boyfriend, or do I join in with my girl in here and totally just stabbity. ....
...*Stabs Anthony*

2008-05-12 [Mister Awesome]: Oh, and apparently she's very preppy, just has a thing for taking emo pictures of herself. But seriously, I don't know who thought this would be a good match or whatever, because... wow.

I still think it's all a really elaborate practical joke orchestrated by Anthony or the like. It sickens me to think that there are millions of people out there who are as stupid/vapid/ignorant as this little girl.

2008-05-12 [Mister Awesome]: Oh, and Anthony, that's excellent advice. Much appreciated.

2008-05-12 [Pyra]: You'd be shocked at the amount of kids like that there are in this world. And they all seemed to be focused around the Washington D.C area. I miss the 20s.

2008-05-12 [Avoral]: lmfao
*Gets stabbed and bleeds a lot*

Totally worth it. Honestly, I don't think like that at all. But still, it stands.
Parking spots. Go with C.

And you know, kids like that are pretty much the only reason I'd ever answer C on something like that. They don't have souls, they're not real people, so why not?
It's like buying a rubber sex doll from the store.
They've sold their souls to the consumerist machine that drives the Western world, so for the right price, you can buy those souls in turn.

2008-05-12 [Avoral]: But I myself would just stick with the body and be done with it.

2008-05-13 [Pyra]: -_-*

2008-05-15 [Avoral]: http://www.blublu.org/sito/video/muto.htm

2008-05-15 [Pyra]: Well that was a trip.

2008-05-15 [Avoral]: Yes it was. <3

2008-06-10 [Neimo]: -makes Anakai clean up his own blood-
-chibbi face-

Yeah...you're okay

2008-08-02 [Neimo]: ...nobody writes here anymore?

How sad.

2008-08-04 [Mister Awesome]: Actually, we were just discussing penises, would you like to join us?

2008-08-07 [Neimo]: Eh...no thanks.

I don't have one, never intend to grow one...although I'll bet my balls are bigger than yours... -cheeky grin-

...And [Pyra]'s are even bigger than mine...

rawr.

2008-08-11 [Pyra]: But we've got the biggest balls of them all! <img:45154_1117568590.gif>

2008-08-11 [Mister Awesome]: Whoa, have I been in a hyperbolic maturity chamber or something?

2008-08-11 [Avoral]: Oh, about that.
I was designing one under the radar, and figured you'd be all right with being my test subject.
So I tranquilized you with a 2x4 and let it ride out.

2008-08-12 [Pyra]: Awww. [Avoral], our own little mad scientist.

2008-08-12 [Mister Awesome]: Excellent.

Next experiment: testing the existence of vagina dentata.

2008-08-13 [Neimo]: I think Mr. Awesome just volunteered to be the test subject on that whole 'vagina dentats' thing...

He's either an attention whore...or Anakai's putting out to his test subjects and Mr. Awesome just can't get enough of it...

-little grin-

2008-08-16 [Mister Awesome]: wat

2008-08-20 [Avoral]: Gimpy, I need you to get into one of those overnight degree programs and become a gynecologist. I'll get a guy with a briefcase and a moustache to assist you.

2008-08-21 [Mister Awesome]: "assist" me? Sounds exciting. I just signed up, we start classes when Jupiter, Europa, and Alpha Centauri are aligned with the mustachiod man's spirit path.

2008-09-01 [Avoral]: Hmm. We don't have 1200 years though.
I think you got the wrong degree farm.

2008-09-02 [Mister Awesome]: Damn. I guess you'll need to get a degree in theoretical physics so you can build a time machine.

2008-09-02 [levhole]: time machines would be fun

2008-09-03 [Avoral]: Already on it. I had myself give myself the notes ahead of time, after the fact.

2008-09-03 [levhole]: In the future the past has already occurred?

Just be careful remember that the carpet cleaning service isn't active until 1996.

2008-09-03 [Avoral]: Of course it has. That's why it's the future.

Yyyyyyyyyyyeah, we're not starting until last year. Don't worry about that one.

BTW, training in Columbia starting Monday.

2013-03-22 [Avoral]: MY HANDS ARE CATS

2014-08-05 [Yiwerra]: No they're not

2014-08-08 [Avoral]: Oh hm. You might be right.

2014-08-13 [Yiwerra]: Omg what happened

2014-08-28 [Avoral]: We won.

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